You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. “You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last.He ain’t really old, just a little too old to be in the club. Every club you go into, there’s always some old guy. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don’t want to be the old guy in the club. Every man has to settle down eventually.You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.Men are only as unfaithful as their options.Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, ’cause we have a need to make sense.Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. That should be the name of my new DVD: ‘Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack’. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.
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